Chistes de chinos... en inglés

Algunos se entienden... otros no demasiado...
1) That's not right--------------------------Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive-------------Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP-------------------------------Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man--------------------------------Dum Gai
5) Small Horse-------------------------------Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach-------------------Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table-----------------Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift--------------Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here--------------------Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet-------------Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone------------------No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week---WaiYu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight---------------------Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile-------------Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive--------------Yu Stin Ki Pu

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Fuckin' freaky xD

Salu2.